Today it was MY turn!!

As days go, mine started out at the Dentists office, with a hygenist poking my gums with metal picks. That always gets my attention.

It is cold here this week, I mean Florida cold, I mean in the low forties at night and jackets all day long. So the really last thing I am in the mood for is her and her icy little fingers and those frozen metal picks taking blood sacrifices out of my gums. scrape, scrape, scrape, YES....I know I should floss more! I get the point (literally!) Can I get up now????? Yeah, sure, thanks... of course, uh huh , yep, see you in six months.... you bet. SURE ! Thanks for the extra floss.

I have escaped with my tender throbbing gums out into the cool daylight, and it's lunchtime. I really dont have the desire to eat untill my mouth has recovered from this sadisitc attack by nurse Racthett.

So, what else is there to do until then??

Every red-blooded woman knows the answer to that!! I'm going shopping! There are a couple things I NEEEEED. My wonderful ,darling Chuckie has some affliction with my bras, and eaten (DE-Cup-itated) another of my nice lacey black ones, so that leaves me with,MMM ...NO black lacey bras . Of course I need to hit the local Marshal's or Ross, then I need dog food.

OK the REAL point of the "my turn" title comes right about now.... could not find any underwear for me, DID (of course) find the dog food, but he will still crave lace, the little perv!

Right next to the pet store is a Sketchers outlet, and I wonder if just maybe they have a pair of shoes that I went all over the internet looking for last week. Here's the pic of the exact shoes on an ebay listing, but not my size. I saw them at macy's and called a whole bunch of other Macy's, looking for that shoe in my size, NOT happenin' !! I found them on an online shoe store in NY for $59 !!! I aint payin' that when they were on sale for $15! NO WAY! but I still want them, baaaaaadddd.

So I trot right into the Sketchers store (thats who made 'em) and go all the way to the back where the "bogo" racks are and begin to look, I mean REEEallly look. I get just about to the end and, as I live and breath! there they are!! ONE PAIR>>>>> MY SIZE. I make a loud verbal exclaimation and pounce upon them like I have found the Holy grail. They are mine now! yes, they are! and on SALE, a whopping discount!!! ONLY $9 !! THIS IS TRULY MY DAY TO SHINE IN A PAIR OF GOLD WEDGY THONGS!! You would think the fun ended there, but the "Shopping Gods" had one more thrill in store for me! I get to the register, laughing inwardly that I did not have to shell out $25 (ebay) or $59 (online store) for the item I lust after, only nine dollars!! hehehe. Then the sales girl rings me up and asks for SIX DOLLARS AND THRITY SIX CENTS!!

I have succumbed to the narcotic that is the bargan hunters drug of choice. It is time to go home and be content!! I have for gotten that sadist at the dentist office and the cash she took, My gums have recovered. I never did have lunch though. A quick bite at the Chinese Buffet and I am wandering blissfully home. Heck, I'm even glad to see that goofy-ass underwear shreddin' dog!

That's it for me, This has been a full day. It's gettin' cold and I'm puttin on my wooly jammies and get warm and watch TV till I pass out. Sometimes the single life is DAMN GOOD!