Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas

I have made many many claims that I am perfectly in touch with my inner child......
But I have, in fact, met the master

Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas

An Open Letter to AT&T

First dear reader(s), Maybe you remember not to long ago I was so happy to DUMP AT&T at home. I like Comcast's VOIP telephone service just fine! I decided to get it for the salon to and get AT&T out of my life totally, entirely, for good! dream on....
 Their latest provision, in the service contract (translate=SCAM) states that when my contract expires, I must notify them no less than thirty days before the renewal, or the CONTRACT will renew for another term, equal to the original contract. I was advised to put a post-it somewhere I could see it with the date by which I must cancel the NEXT renewal. In plain english, I am chained by contract, to AT&T til July. Good choice, Independence day, I can remember that.
SOOOOO,
my open letter to AT&T would simply state, for the world to read.......


DEAR AT&T;

YOU SUCK,
IN JULY WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. I HATE YOU.... DIE!
signed ,
your former customer for 28 years,
Joanne